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Today, I decided I had gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping my cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34965) - you deserved it (7712)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:03am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

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Well when you're cheating on someone, of course they're gonna have trust issues.

#5 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:08pm by alex_vik

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Did you at least get to tell her you knew she was cheating?...

#3 - On 06/17/2009 at 2:07pm by ihasanintegral

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