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Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favorite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25585) - you deserved it (4766)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by vintage_vogue (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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