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Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8420) - you deserved it (24343)

On 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

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