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Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (1952)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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why would they ID yuu for aspirin? Kids dont have headaches? UK is strange... 18 to drink but get ID'd for tylenol... lol

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 12:35am by no_luck_for_me

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Why is this bad? Wouldn't you WANT to look 10 years younger than you are?

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 5:09pm by Canti

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