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Today, I received the box my parents sent me for my birthday. Contents were a travel first-aid kit, and a remote control robot toy, with an age recommendation on the box of 8. I'm 29. They thought that since I'm an engineer I would like the toy. They also think I'll hurt myself with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36388) - you deserved it (3268)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by JustAGiftCardPlease (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Take a photo (a fake one of course) of you getting maimed by the robot. Send it to your parents with "YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON ME" attached to it.

#6 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:45am by OmniFML

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Wicked sense of humor, that's what they have ^^'
#6 : good one xD

#8 - On 06/16/2009 at 6:47am by LesYeuxDeDario

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