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Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by stolenbike (man) - United States (Georgia)

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@$6 fuck that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

#8 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:20pm by aero

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11 - lol how is this not an fml? Not only did they steal his bike, but they scratched his car. They'll probably catch him but it's still a huge inconvenience. I'll just go steal your motorcycle and scratch your car while I'm at it, if all you're gonna do is shrug your shoulders.

#17 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:47pm by wbrycem

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