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Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by philderichmond (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Well, at least you learned that next time you should save the number before you go bragging about it.

#4 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:38am by cthulhu1138

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I believe he did it on purpose...

#10 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:42am by ebbasaur

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