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Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

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I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :)

I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.

#55 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:00am by Jaeda

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Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D

#9 - On 03/12/2009 at 6:32pm by HANGtheFREAK

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