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Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D
I sort of want to tape a mustache to my face right now.
I think if i encountered a random person with a paper mustache i would mention it to them though.
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