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Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8083) - you deserved it (42501)

On 06/10/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by parkinglotslayer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Can't tell a knife from a pen.

#2 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:13am by ASUdec

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And let me guess, you guys were about to floor it to your gated community after all that, weren't you? I know that according to the news, the amount of people randomly murdering other people has dramatically risen in recent years, but that isn't true. In fact, violent crime has dropped pretty substantially across the country in most cases. On the other hand though, media coverage of violent crime in recent years has skyrocketed.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is.... STOP BEING SO FUCKING PARANOID.

#12 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:31am by C_Wicked27

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