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Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39820) - you deserved it (4759)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by toad (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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"track me down" gives me the impression she wants something from you...like a child support check...for that child that you have spent years looking for.

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:09am by B

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i interpret this as it just being a crazy ex girlfriend trying to find him, knowing that she could
if she pretending to be his daughter who he's been looking for lol

#9 - On 02/12/2009 at 3:43am by tb

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