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Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43479) - you deserved it (2215)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:18am - misc - by older (man) - United States (California)

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kill them, they're not scared of death anymore :')

#2 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:20am by Armin

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Wow those kids are stupid. I can't say that I've never thought this inside my head before though.
I hate getting older.

#5 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:25am by redbluegreen

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