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today I was late to work and couldn't get gas tank open. Panicking... I askd te only person around to elp meo append to be a very large man. He was able to open it 4 me and seemd really nice. Tat is until e pulld out a knife and robbd me. real FML


I agree, your life sucks (50738) - you deserved it (3869)

On 06/09/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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That really sucks. What is this world coming to?

And to everyone calling BS, the man probably wasn't planning on robbing the OP, but decided last second that it was too good of an opportunity to pass up. I am really getting sick of seeing "fake!" on every single FML. This site is for your enjoyment, not to sit there and judge every FMLs plausability. It does not make you cool, and it makes the site less fun.

#13 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:17am by Glam

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Ohhh shi-!

Aren't there camera's? Where was everyone else that was around?

#1 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:50am by HanMan

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