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Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42814) - you deserved it (2702)

On 06/09/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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That really sucks. What is this world coming to?

And to everyone calling BS, the man probably wasn't planning on robbing the OP, but decided last second that it was too good of an opportunity to pass up. I am really getting sick of seeing "fake!" on every single FML. This site is for your enjoyment, not to sit there and judge every FMLs plausability. It does not make you cool, and it makes the site less fun.

#13 - On 06/10/2009 at 4:17am by Glam

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+8

Now you have an excuse for being late :). No, really that does suck.

#7 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:59am by spillproof

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+4

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