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Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (6895)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:09pm - animals - by chris (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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