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Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12646) - you deserved it (31889)

On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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