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Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those fucking cookies on FML!
Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!!
you know, when people post these ones that a lot of people think should be 'more like Fherlife!' or 'Fyourdog'slife!' or whatever else, it's really because they feel so bad about what they did to their girlfriend or dog or whatever that they feel like their own life is fucked.
OP, you have a conscience, and so your life is fucked.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.