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Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16364) - you deserved it (45722)

On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those fucking cookies on FML!

Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!!

YDI!!!

#9 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:02pm by realworldready

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Wow. FHL. Were you drunk?

#3 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:00pm by lesp

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