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Today, I had just gotten a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I though it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if your going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake

#1 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:23pm by Bitts

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well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...

#8 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:26pm by Sunako

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