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Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58792) - you deserved it (7190)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by apparentlyunattractive (woman) - United States

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Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.

#2 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:14am by kiki009

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and dude obviously the guy is just.... something stupid... he was too douchey to walk up to you but creepy enough to magically find out what car you drove? and leave a post it on it?

i'm sorry but i think you're lucky, lol, he sounds like a dumbass who thinks his pick up lines are good but still lives with mom. he's a matthew-mcconagay type.

#3 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:18am by jj732

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