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Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (5004)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by apparentlyunattractive (woman) - United States

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Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.

#2 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:14am by kiki009

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Why the hell would you meet up with some random person who left a number on a car? Anyways that bites

#7 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:22am by HahaThatBites

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