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Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45801) - you deserved it (4703)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by apparentlyunattractive (woman) - United States

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