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Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53616) - you deserved it (6441)

On 03/11/2009 at 1:04am - misc - by fmlmylife - United States (Texas)

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