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Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by thanksjill (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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kids are assholes

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:12pm by sunshyne84

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Don't let it get to you, kids don't see much.
I should know, I had a crush on Rufio from "Hook" when I was a kid.

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:14pm by Maltastic

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