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Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44381) - you deserved it (3158)

On 03/10/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by thanksjill (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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kids are assholes

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:12pm by sunshyne84

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#1: When correcting people's writing, you should write correctly yourself. (Also, "kindergardeners" is what this site accepts as correct; "kindergarteners" gets underlined in red. So, maybe she can spell and it's fmylife.com that can't.)

OP: You've got to love them.

#6 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:16pm by whodathunk

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