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Today, I had a 3rd date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49329) - you deserved it (2858)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by shescomfortablynumb (woman) - United States (Florida)

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