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Today, I had a 3rd date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58900) - you deserved it (4254)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by shescomfortablynumb (woman) - United States (Florida)

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...At least he's organized? D:

#1 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:28am by may_cause_fail

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Ther sad thing about the situation is that there are 5 other woman totally cool with the arrangement.

#9 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:34am by kristina3514

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