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Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by fmlprobot (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Wait, your BEST player SLID into first? Thats a big baseball no-no, seeing as you can over-run it and curve to the right of the base and still be safe without having to be on the bag, assuming that the first basemen didn't have the ball in his glove and was standing on the bag when you ran over it.

#9 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:21am by Tjohnson

See in context

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Your team must suck ass if your best player is sliding into first

#15 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:50am by ASUdec

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