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Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32440) - you deserved it (2754)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by fmlprobot (man) - United States (Maryland)

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