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Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41082) - you deserved it (1444)

On 06/03/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kilo1_13 - United States (Wisconsin)

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That sucks. I HATED working retail (part time). RUDE, STUPID people, and you don't even get tipped.

Or morons who can't read, "But the sign says..." NO, it DOESN'T, go learn how to read.

Geez, the general public is so stupid.

#4 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:08am by noshitsherlock

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Wow. I hope she was made to pay for the ones she broke. :/

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:07am by eightroses

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