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Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28723) - you totally deserved it (5725)

On 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by dynomyte (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Hehe, my friend said the same thing when she went for her last checkup. Except she can't have sex, because she has vaginismus, which means her vagina muscles are too tight and make her vagina too small. So going to the gyno is her only action, but it also makes her cry from the pain. Someone always has it worse, don't worry :)

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:39pm by yay!

That is your own fault. You can go to any bar and go to any guy, and say come home with me. It will be a total one-night stand, but it will end your dry spell.

And it sucks, cause a guy can't go to any girl and say come home with me.

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:44pm by Neutro

what the hell neutro? do you think she wants that kind of sex? true, she may be desperate, but everyone has standards. not everybody's a fan of the emotionless one night stand.

#3 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:03pm by concerned

I am.

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:11pm by Sam

You're not everyone.

#5 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:14pm by Mick

The first gyno appointment I ever had was two days after my boyfriend and I had broken up. I asked her about the pill. She asked me if I was involved with anyone. I said no and started crying. Worst doctor's appointment ever.

#6 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:27pm by rt

But I am

#7 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:28pm by blarg_blarg

There's a lot of guys out there that would love to have you if you'd actually give them a chance.

#8 - On 02/11/2009 at 7:00pm by JFP

I am a fan of one night stands.

#9 - On 02/11/2009 at 7:43pm by everyone

haha ur everyone everyone likes one night stands!

#27 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:32pm by Trent14

I too had a gyno exam a week or two ago, and I had the same sentiments, except it has been much longer than a year.

#10 - On 02/11/2009 at 8:10pm by Grimm

one night stands fucking rock...
you aren't whoring yourself out, in fact, you're the one using the man for personal pleasure ;)

#11 - On 02/11/2009 at 8:22pm by fyourl

I am a fan of one night stants.

#12 - On 02/12/2009 at 4:04am by Rollercoaster

hahahaa that sucks ! if it makes you feel better, that was my scene all of last year.. and its continued into this year. :)

#14 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:37am by Nemo

ever heard of a slumpbuster??

muster up some self confidence and get some action.

#15 - On 02/12/2009 at 1:37pm by rational_man

Gross. You must be nasty. I feel bad for the gyno.

#16 - On 02/12/2009 at 4:51pm by NewLogic

i haven't even been to the gyn in more than a year. . . . and for the rest of you: women are not like men, so stop telling us to be! just because we are interested in having relationships that go along with our sex does not make us unreasonable.

#17 - On 02/13/2009 at 11:45am by Laura.

Ok, if your standards are low enough that you consider a pap smear action, then clearly a one-night-stand is within your standards.

#18 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:11pm by Sedna

Sedna: 1
Laura: 0

#19 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:27pm by Wow

Reminds me of when I went to the gyno a while back and she asked if I was with anyone or having sex and I just looked at her and said "not in 9 months" and I died a little inside. And then two weeks later she asked the same exact thing. :(

#20 - On 02/14/2009 at 3:34pm by ghostlily

Welcome to my life, lol.

#21 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:28pm by biiiiiiitch

Laura, it might not make you unreasonable, but it sure seems to make you all unhappy

#22 - On 02/16/2009 at 5:16am by feelinsorry

FML i feel your pain... but im still young so i guess i shouldn't worry so much.....................right?? :(

#23 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:26am by midnightlime

Sedna kiks ass

#24 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:57pm by corporalusmc

oooooooooooooooooooooopooooooooooooooooooeoooooooooooooooooooocooooooooooooooooooooaooooooooooooopenisinyourvaginaisactionooooooooooooooooosexisgoodooooooooand makes you scream!!!!

#25 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:26am by moopsy234

The point that others are trying to make is this: "What is the point in complaining and/or feeling badly about a situation that is ENTIRELY within your own control?" If the fact that you haven't had sex in over a year is the problem, then fix it. All Men are cheap, easy, sluts, just pick one and get to it. If, in fact, the real problem is that you haven't had a relationship in over a year, then that is much harder to solve... but then THAT doesn't have anything to do with your gyno now does it?

The reason that Men get irritated with Women who bitch about not getting laid enough is because, for Women, not getting laid is a CONSCIOUS CHOICE.

#26 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:57pm by BigSky182

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