Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

#25767
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33578) - you deserved it (6920)

On 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by dynomyte (woman) - United States (Illinois)

sissica's life also sucks
Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing…

apricot also deserved it
Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10…

Top comments

That is your own fault. You can go to any bar and go to any guy, and say come home with me. It will be a total one-night stand, but it will end your dry spell.

And it sucks, cause a guy can't go to any girl and say come home with me.

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:44pm by Neutro

See in context

+3

I am a fan of one night stands.

#9 - On 02/11/2009 at 7:43pm by everyone

See in context

+3

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by