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Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39870) - you deserved it (12597)

On 06/03/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by Kyokushin (man) - United States (Florida)

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