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Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by Kyokushin (man) - United States (Florida)

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That will teach her for throwing a suprise party. LOL

#6 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:05pm by honda1

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Why would you just charge in there? One knife/gun would have stopped you in 2 seconds you dolt. You clearly couldn't even see the suspect enough.

#9 - On 06/03/2009 at 5:07pm by 24788

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