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Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41950) - you deserved it (15847)

On 06/03/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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It would've gone much better if the AC landed on her head and them you say "Ha! I can do something. I killed the bitch!"

Ming Ming!

#4 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:09am by MiniFil

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I would work on improving the relationship in a mature manner rather than attempting to prove her wrong.

#2 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:03am by Hazimius

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