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Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30672) - you deserved it (15538)

On 06/02/2009 at 11:33am - animals - by dumb (woman) - United States (New York)

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