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Today, at an elementary school a girl showed me her grandma's obituary in the paper and started crying. To stop her from crying I made things out of the rest of the paper, later she asked me where her grandma's obituary was. I accidentally made it into a hat, with lots of tape. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by thechad_144 - United States (Washington)

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So, she specifically showed you where it was, and then instead of setting it aside, you went ahead and did destructive things with the paper without paying attention? Points for effort, but fail on the execution, dude!

#1 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:22am by kellster

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why cant you just get another copy of the newspaper?

and why would a hat make her feel better?

#11 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:42am by slow_hands

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