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Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91036) - you deserved it (3849)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by Chops (man) - United States (California)

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NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

shit, that fucking sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 10:15am by mrcarmine

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@#2 and 4, there are many ways to recognize quickly your car. Even if you have a popular model, you might have put some bumper stickers on it, have something hanging from the rearview mirror, have a custom license plate holder, a baby-on-board yellow sign, some kind of toy on the antenna, a flag... I have a popular model of car, and I can still see recognize it easily in a parking lot.

Also, if some kind of crazy guy nearly ran over me, I'd try to get his license plate as he drives away... and would recognize mine, babyseats or not...

#15 - On 03/09/2009 at 2:53pm by blouuu

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