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Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9089) - you deserved it (49303)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by PulledOver (woman) - United States

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you need to think things through. "oh my God hes gonna kill me by slowly edging closer to me!"

#3 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:06am by ravinderkaler

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Why didnt the cop have his lights on..?

#4 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:06am by HanMan

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