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Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML
You must have a really fucking annoying ringtone if it was bad enough to make you drop your laptop.
Unless you're a highly advanced squirrel, yet remain extremely skittish and frantic like the rest of your species. Your tiny brain can only accomodate so much.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014