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Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37112) - you deserved it (3566)

On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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