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Man or woman?

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds then said " who the hell are you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (49649) - you deserved it (4517)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Self absorbed bitch.

#4 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:49pm by teehee520

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take that as a no.. and move on.
obviously you never talk to this girl. and that needs to be there before a relationship

#3 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:48pm by uhmfml

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