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Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds then said " who the hell are you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38199) - you deserved it (2964)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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