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Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds then said " who the hell are you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39810) - you deserved it (3137)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Self absorbed bitch.

#4 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:49pm by teehee520

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Haha, oh well. Maybe you're too quiet in the group, or else she just walks around with her head in the clouds. Either way, it's not really a FML.

#1 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:48pm by Mandy

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