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Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident I blurted out "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39986) - you deserved it (9526)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by yikes78 - United States (New Jersey)

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what i mean is that because she's an old lady she is probably taking it as meaning she wears a shirt around so noone will se it. not that nobody does her
and if she does "get some" then they wouldnt see it for that long, if at all
the whole point of having sex is to have sex
not admire eachother's underwear

#8 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:23pm by snufleufugus

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you owned yourself lol

#7 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:22pm by Jsweeney

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