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Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident I blurted out "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33041) - you deserved it (7119)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by yikes78 - United States (New Jersey)

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