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Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53660) - you deserved it (14934)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

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