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Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML
Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016