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Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35076) - you deserved it (14840)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

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