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Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12882) - you deserved it (38898)

On 05/30/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by eayers2689 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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