Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

by eayers2689 / 05/30/2009 at 12:19pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

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  • I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me.

    YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.

    #4 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:35pm by Katers22

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  • Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L

    #5 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:35pm by jillz

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