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Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me.
YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.
Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014