Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11598) - you totally deserved it (36046)
On 05/30/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by eayers2689 (man) - United States (Arkansas)
(0)I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me.
YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.
(0)haha thats what a mom would do. big invasion of personal space dumbass. she probly wants no part of you now
(0)i cause people great pain when they touch my face, so im gunna go with the fact that the girl you did this too should be posting, not you.
#13 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:41pm by lazyyygirl
(0)YDI. D:
Anyone who licks their finger and approachs it to my face is at danger of losing that finger, particularly if it's someone I don't know well. You're lucky she's apparently not like that. XD
(0)thattt iss grossssss lmao
why would u even lick
your...fingerrr yuck
lollll
#19 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:51pm by FUCKTHIS92
I can't believe you would touch anyone like that unless they're your kid or you're married to them... let alone in public... and even then thats just disgusting, you're a weird flirt :/ you deserved it.
agreed with 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 13, 14... are you getting the message? lol
#23 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:10pm by Kaylia22
(0)im pretty sure this is more of an FHL
first, she embarrassingly had her pimple scab mistaken for BBQ sauce and had to explain what it was
and second, you disgustingly touched her face with your saliva
#24 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:11pm by peanutbutterfly
(0)That's ever so slightly....well, creepy. i know i'd be creeped out if one of my close guy friends did that to me. I agree with 24. FHL.
#25 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:18pm by hopelessybroken
(0)Never touch a girls face like that unless you're her girlfriend. And how is a scab and BBQ sauce alike?
(0)Ew! Really?! Why would you try to touch her face with your saliva?
#30 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:29pm by itz_a_jojo
(0)evidently, if someone tried to touch my face after they licked their finger, they wouldnt have balls left
what u did was gay D;
no one i kno would do that O-o;;
#32 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:41pm by Googlemypants
(0)I don't think it's that weird that he did that, unless you do have personal space problems. I might have thought it was cute if a guy who was flirting with tried to wipe something away like that
(0)why would you do that to someone you just met? I mean, you don't invade her personal space like that, and licking your finger is even worse! like, EEW.
If you do that again, there's a big possibility that the girl will go away thinking you're sick.
YDI for being too close for comfort.
#34 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:51pm by annahoward
(0)Why the fuck yould you want to technically lick her face if she had BBQ sauce in it?
YDI, idiot,
But you gave me a good laugh XDDD
(0)You are incredibly creepy to do this to a girl you barely even know. Even my husband would get a nasty look from me if he licked his finger to clean something off my face. UGH!
(0)#34, they had not just met (I'm assuming the OP meant to say "had been interested in"), and to everyone saying how gross it is that he would do that, who of us knows what kind of relationship they have? Maybe they're really close friends, and are comfortable enough with each other to do stuff like that. Then again, maybe the OP is just disgusting.
(0)"Today, this total creeper tried to use his spit to wipe something off of my face. FML"
#47 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:15pm by judgingyou09
(0)Wtf... I don't buy it... For one thing, how old are you? Grandparents do that... to toddlers... rarely. And its not like adding your spit to the already wet "bbq sauce" is going to help get it off. And how big are this girl's pimples that they leave a big enough scab to mistake for bbq sauce? Your average pimple scab looks like those piercings some girls get on the side of their nose (or their cheek or wherever catches their fancy) that are tiny and have a little "jewel" in them... which is to say that the piercings look like pimple scabs and I have no idea why people get them.... Anyway, got off on a tangent there... That isn't very likely, and if it actually happened then its definitely YDI.
(0)Were you trying to ensure that you would never have any chance at all with her or any other girl in the immediate vicinity? because thats the only plausible explanation for acting this way
(0)You sort of YDI for putting your alive in your finger to wash some "barbecue" off from someone's face.
But I've done worst things, LOL.
(0)That's just a socially inept move, scab/barbecue sauce aside. I second #54.
#56 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:50pm by meadowlark
(0)this is an FML on both sides. haha.
but YDI. don't touch strangers with saliva-covered fingers. that's gross.
(0)#32, What he did was 'gay'? Tell me, why would that be gay? Yes, it's certainly gross, but not gay. Go be ignorant somewhere else, please. Also, no one wants to google your pants.
(0)What the fuck? You're disgusting. Why the fuck do you think that she'll like your saliva on her face?
#62 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:13pm by TydusArandor
(0)Gross! You should never touch someone else without their permission. As for the licking, that's something moms do to their toddlers. YDI.
#63 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:16pm by FreedomFirst
(0)If its sauce why would you lick your finger in the first place ...
and at least you didn't lick it off lol
#66 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:21pm by oooooBhall
(0)how is this an FML .. it would almost be for her for the embarrassment.. Oooo she had a pinple scab.. grow up.. it happens or has happened to everyone and is called life you jerk
if you really liked her it wouldn't be a big deal b/c that kinda thing can happen again
#74 - On 05/30/2009 at 7:35pm by Jade_Rothwell
(0)1. why would you be interested in some scabby faced chick
2. what would possess you to think that it would be ok to lick your hand and touch someones face
3. why can't you tell the difference between a scab and bbq sauce
4. you are lucky, cause that deserves a beating on mere principle
I don't care who you are, if you touch my face with a spit covered hand, all hell will break lose
#78 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:07pm by PollySighDevil
(0)Today, I went to a BBQ. I saw a weird guy looking at me and then walk toward me. He then licked his finger and rubbed my face. I have weird-guy saliva on me. FML
(0)what the shit?
for one thing how do you do that jokingly?
second if you don't know her that well why are you doing it?
personal space?
#82 - On 05/30/2009 at 8:36pm by mister_moops
(0)Why would you ever smear your saliva on someone's face if that someone is anyone other than your child?
YDI.
(0)Ick. Why would you do that? It's disgusting. It's more like fuck her life - some creepy dude licked his finger and touched her face with it. I know I wouldn't want ANYONE to do that to me, not even my closest friends, boyfriend, or family. It wouldn't have been so bad if you wouldn't have licked your finger. Like numerous other people said, you are lucky you didn't lose your finger or get kicked in the balls. You definately need to brush up on your flirting skills.
(0)It's not like he was slobbering on her, you douches. (Hopefully.) Wet the tip of your finger like you're going to turn a page in a book, then touch your face with it. Big fucking deal, eh? Now if he walked up to a total stranger and did it, that's a different story entirely.
But eww. I haven't had any pimples worth popping in years, but I don't remember EVER having any that scabbed over afterwards. They're not supposed to bleed; that's disgusting.
#86 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:20pm by Illustrator
(0)GOD PEOPLE he said "JOCKINGLY i licked my thumb to remove it."
cant anyone see the funny side of this
(0)The people who basically said, "i would kick your ass if you touched me" you are all really annoying. sure it's not right for him to do that. but don't say you would "kick his ass" you just sounds obnoxious and you're trying waaaaaaaay too hard to be cool and tough. and your not.
(0)yay #92!
this must have been really embarrassing for her, so actually she was probably more thinking about that than what you did. this is just a typical mutually awkward teenage love scene. forget about it.
#95 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:46pm by koalakittens
(0)wow yer a creeper dude whats wrong with you why would you try to eat somebodys scab man your gross.
#97 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:15pm by Flexin_the_Guacs
(0)Well at least you didn't lick her face that would have been pretty sick..
#101 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:14am by MisterIcee
(0)EW! That is so gross, not the pimple, but the licking of the finger and sticking it on the face. Seriously what are you her mom?
(0)Well that sucks.... She didn't go for the old "licking your finger and tenderly touching her" move?
(0)honest mistake ill give u that but couldnt u have gotten a napkin instead??
#105 - On 05/31/2009 at 1:42am by thepunisher
(0)Well...ew...I mean it was just a mistake, but still...ew...
#108 - On 05/31/2009 at 2:33am by DarkMirror
(0)Hey you got some BBQ sauce on your cheek. You know what would be better? SALIVA!
#110 - On 05/31/2009 at 3:14am by ttech10
(0)I LOL'ed at number one. Made my day aha.
But, that's pretty nasty. :P
#111 - On 05/31/2009 at 3:17am by erroneousx2
(0)92, I would do something physical in retaliation if someone licked their finger and tried to touch me with it. I wouldn't mind it so much if it was a dry finger, but who knows where that mouth has been??
(0)you shouldve just played it off
like "oh, yeah, i got it off."
#118 - On 05/31/2009 at 11:23am by kimisaparasite
(0)spit on some stangers face!!!!!! I hated when my mom did that to me so I cant imagine some random person!!! right next to her mouth!!! you are an idiot and Y totally DI!
#120 - On 05/31/2009 at 11:41am by didi666
(0)#4 AMEN AMIGO
Oh and thats just gross
did she slap you?
#121 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:20pm by emodude44
(0)EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Y WOULD U DO THAT, SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNO U THATS DISGUESITING, FYL INDEAD UR A FUCKING EPIC FAIL. UR NASTY SKANK.
(0)ewwww... i cant decide if you deserved it or not.. i mean you should have told her instead of licking your thumb and going to wipe it off but thats still really disgustinggg. :P
#124 - On 05/31/2009 at 2:49pm by kelseykazooTM
(0)Don't lick your finger and rub it on someone; that's creeper activity.
#125 - On 05/31/2009 at 2:56pm by hawkloverr
(0)i did something similar once, but i didn't try to smear saliva on her face. i just told her she had something there.
#127 - On 05/31/2009 at 6:27pm by electrocandy
(0)Why would ANYONE touch someone they didn't know with their spitty fingers? You are lucky she didn't deck you.
#128 - On 05/31/2009 at 8:49pm by kateisbored
(0)That's disgusting. She is not your two year old niece.
#129 - On 06/01/2009 at 12:30am by ohreally123
(0)That's so gross and did u lick ur finger after putting it on the spot
#133 - On 06/01/2009 at 4:28pm by DJ0ker
(0)You don't just lick your finger and put it on someone's face!!!!!
F Her L
#139 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:20am by Shandiland
(0)My thoughts exactly when reading this FML. I might throw up in a few minutes, it's so disgusting.
(0)If it was mebefor u even got ur finger anywere near my face I'd kick ur balls really hard
And also how do u get a scab from poping a pimple???
#141 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:56am by Ms_Thingie
(0)girls think its sexy when you lick your thumb and put it on your face. what did you expect her to say "Ohh yeah you wipe BBQ sauce off my face like a bad boy"????
#142 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:02pm by Alec314195
(0)Wow that's disgusting, why would you lick your finger and put it on someone's face? Yeah F her Life.
#145 - On 03/21/2010 at 8:36pm by seconds_away
