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Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40392) - you deserved it (12913)

On 11/07/2008 at 7:47am - misc - by Tom - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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yesterday,i slept at 3 am,woke up at 6 am for school

#10 - On 04/15/2009 at 9:15am by Vintage

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Just go back to sleep and stop whining.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 3:47am by Miko

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