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Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34364) - you deserved it (10147)

On 05/30/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by yumx24 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Perhaps it's because you jumped in as soon as you saw them and they didn't fancy spending their whole time being harrased?

Or as #15 said, it might not even have been because of you.

#19 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:34pm by lizlaz

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maybe they dont like gettig harrassed by little girls?
lgs are annoying, not all males are interested in every girl they see
maybe they were dating each other
maybe youre ugly

#20 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:42pm by uj

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