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Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by yumx24 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What awkward kids... Even if they weren't interested, were they really so afraid of even talking to you that they had to LEAVE?

#2 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:03pm by Broc

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Perhaps it's because you jumped in as soon as you saw them and they didn't fancy spending their whole time being harrased?

Or as #15 said, it might not even have been because of you.

#19 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:34pm by lizlaz

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