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Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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What a moron.

Your life isn't that fucked though. Your hair obviously looks great if people think you'd dye it to look like that. Red heads are hot.

#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:39am by Sipos

See in context

Red heads = sex incarnate (So do short haired ladies, so short haired red heads are like omfg ^_^)

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:14pm by Barbarossa

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