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Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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What a moron.

Your life isn't that fucked though. Your hair obviously looks great if people think you'd dye it to look like that. Red heads are hot.

#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:39am by Sipos

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did it ever occur to you that these people will do anything to sell their products so there is a good possibility that your hair doesn't necessarily look dyed, it just looks nice?
this is so not a fyl. get over it.

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 1:48pm by piper2390

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