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Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14106) - you deserved it (46563)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

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ProTip: Learn/play real guitar.

That'll give you a more genuine sense of accomplishment.

#6 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:46am by gnitegracie

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hahahahahah that is hilarious! wish i were there to see it!

#1 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:44am by essentee

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