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Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57206) - you deserved it (9120)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by marge1010 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Now you know that not only is he a liar but he's broke. xDD

#1 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:37pm by Mistress_Puppy

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You have NO idea why she dated him. Maybe they were dating for a week when he told her that. Don't just assume that's the reason she's dating him.

#5 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:46pm by blazerbum

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