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Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55039) - you deserved it (2293)

On 03/08/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Noname - United Kingdom (London)

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You should've wiggled your boobs in front of her face and said, "What the hell do you think these are?"

#6 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:54pm by Yunie

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this reminds me of monica from friends. lol. your mom'll come around. she was probably trying to make the fiance feel welcome :)

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:39pm by memyselfandi

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