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Today, I learned how my cat's flea medicine works. Instead of killing the fleas, it just makes the fleas move off of the animal. The good news is my cat no longer has fleas. The bad news is, the fleas moved into my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31384) - you deserved it (2760)

On 05/29/2009 at 3:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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