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Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61342) - you deserved it (5013)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

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dump him .

#1 - On 05/29/2009 at 5:30am by dontbegayy

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On the (generous) assumption that all this is true:

1] cock-punch
2] public shaming and embarrassment
3] call off wedding
4] sue

Seriously, I'm having a tough time with all this.

#4 - On 05/29/2009 at 5:32am by EverWatcher

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