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Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50727) - you deserved it (3433)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

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