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Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18832) - you deserved it (1760)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

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It sucks even worse when you're in college and get to live on the poverty diet, then everyone eats your food without telling you.

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:38pm by Emkaye

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that sucks. present them with a bill, get your own cabinet and put a lock on it, have a small fridge in your room. oh, and help yourself to whatever food of theirs you want until they pay you back.

#9 - On 03/21/2009 at 5:12am by lmfp

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