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Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13173) - you deserved it (1162)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

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