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Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14369) - you deserved it (1261)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

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Stop wasting money on food and eat your roommates.

#14 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:19am by redbluegreen

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It sucks even worse when you're in college and get to live on the poverty diet, then everyone eats your food without telling you.

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:38pm by Emkaye

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