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Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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On 05/28/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI.

I really don't feel bad for you

#3 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:55pm by uhmfml

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YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.

#2 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:55pm by boatiebanter

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