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Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in my trash cans. I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide my residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of my own feces in the trash.” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42331) - you deserved it (1912)

On 05/27/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by Brook363 (woman) - United States (California)

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I don't really believe this one...because it's not much different than putting a diaper in the trash. Also, I don't think that they'd even notice, really. I mean, it's not like they'd a) smell it-it's a garbage truck; or b) look in the bags to see what's in there, much less notice the bags in the first place.

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:05pm by emery52

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Is your garbage can made of metal? If so, attach the live part of a cattle prod to it so when the homeless guy touches it he gets a shock. You can use gloves to pick up the lid, and detach the prod when the garbage men come round :)

Nothing could go wrong, trust me.

#6 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:07pm by pasiphae9

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