Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood...

By Brook363 - 27/05/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in my trash cans. I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide my residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of my own feces in the trash.” FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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HOA blues

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 02:00

Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 16:00

Today, I confronted my lousy, loud, messy neighbors about the trash they throw in my yard. They responded by throwing my trash in their yard, then called the police to report me for vandalism and illegal dumping when I returned their trash. Guess who has a court appearance in two weeks… FML

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Snitches get bitches

By d for vendetta - 21/04/2021 23:00

Today, after weeks of asking my neighbor nicely to pick up his dog’s crap out of the common area, I got fed up and reported him to the landlord and the city. He’s now been given two options; either get rid of his dog or move out. He’s now sworn revenge on me, even though he was the one being gross. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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pasiphae9 5

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:07

Is your garbage can made of metal? If so, attach the live part of a cattle prod to it so when the homeless guy touches it he gets a shock. You can use gloves to pick up the lid, and detach the prod when the garbage men come round :) Nothing could go wrong, trust me.

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:12

I agree with number four. It's no different then diapers, and it's in a bag. I put my dogs poop bags in the trash and I've never recieved a letter of any kind about it. But..How did they know it was poop in the bags? Did they rip them open to see? Wtf.

Comments

skatetwin5 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:23

thats nasty

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:25

I can't seem to find "Person who sifts through other people's trash to find stuff in there that isn't supposed to be in there" on my "master list" of Jobs in the Universe...

annabananaxx 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:25

I put bags full of my dogs' poop and when I had a rabbit, bags full of rabbit poop in the trash, and the trash company didn't say anything. I'm doubting this one, but hey, if it's true, fyl.

imkendra 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:26

What's really funny about this is now the city thinks the OP ***** in bags instead of using the toilet.

jennam_fml 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:26

I'm sorry 19, I've also bagged human shit and thrown it out. Do you know how many times I've bagged my little brothers and sisters shit after they crapped on the floor? I have NEVER had a complaint. My grandma who's currently living with us sometimes craps her bed since she can't get up. My mom and I also bag that and throw THAT out. Garbage men don't look IN the can, they toss the contents in the truck without a second thought, put the can back and drive off. And number 24, apparently dog poop isn't the "same" as human poop. At least they collected the poop the same day, my dogs poop sits out for days before they come collect garbage.