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Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10397) - you deserved it (52892)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

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