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Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6309) - you deserved it (56930)

On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Idiot.

-(Edit, and they didn't say anything during those five minutes?...)

#3 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:29am by Mata_Hari

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You're a moron

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:30am by dtran09

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