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Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8731) - you deserved it (85075)

On 05/26/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Ash (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?!

Anger issues much?

#8 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:17am by plaidrabbit

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YDI for talking shit

#2 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:05am by ManiMartinixo

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